Monday, June 18, 2007

Typically ME

8 words women use...
>
> 1.) "Fine" : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
>are
> right and you need to shut up.
>
> 2.) "Five Minutes" : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
>hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3.) "Nothing" : This is the calm before the storm.
>
>This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
>with nothing usually end in fine.
>
> 4.) "Go Ahead" : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> 5.) "Loud Sigh" : This is actually a word,
>
>but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
>
>A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
>wasting her time standing here and arguing with
> you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> 6.) "That's Okay" : This is one of the ! most dangerous statements
>a
>women can make to a man.
>
>That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
> before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7.) "Thanks" : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
>
>Just say you're welcome.
>
> 8.) "Don't worry about it, I got it" : Another dangerous
>statement,
> meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
>times,
>
>
>but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
> "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
>
All these are typically me ,but ,mostly when im in a pissed state,and it usually tells on my face especially the "Nothing"

2 comments:

Mohamed Karolia said...

Lol thats so true. lol words of women to live by. You girls make the world go around.

Nadia said...

very true :)